Answer to 9/3/14 MWL: Fletcher Reede – Liar Liar
Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Reede: “Depends on how long you were following me!”
Officer: “Why don’t we just take it from the top?”
Reede: “Here goes. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a cross walk, I changed lanes at the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!”
Officer: “Is that all?”
Reede: “No. I have unpaid parking tickets. [Groans] Be gentle.”
I can’t believe I missed it this week. I woulda known this one!
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π¦ Ok, this week is your week, I know you can do it! If it helps, I schedule MWL for Wednesdays and the answer on Fridays, both at 11a US eastern time.
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Great quote dad! Thanks son!
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Haha Well played. π
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I’m just relieved you knew what I meant and didn’t think I’d momentarily lost the plot π
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It took me a second but I got there.
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A second is pretty good going π
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