Answer to 11/26/14 MWL: Neal Page (Steve Martin) – Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Neal Page: Yes.
Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f*cking dumb-ass smile off your rosy f*cking cheeks! And you can give me a f*cking automobile. A f*cking Datsun, a f*cking Toyota, a f*cking Mustang, a f*cking Buick. Four f*cking wheels and a seat!
Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere, with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn’t f*cking there. And I really didn’t care to f*cking walk down a f*cking highway, and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile in my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car right, f*cking now.
Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Agent: Oh, boy.
Neal: ‘Oh, boy,’ what?
Agent: You’re f*cked.
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