Answer to MWL 12/23/14 – Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) – Elf

Buddy: Santa! it’s me, Buddy! It’s me!
Santa: Hey buddy, how ya doin’?
Buddy: Who the heck are you?
Santa: What are you talking about? I’m Santa.
Buddy: No you’re not.
Santa: Why of course I am! Ho ho ho.
Buddy: If you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
Santa: “Happy Birthday,” of course. Ho ho ho. So how old are you, son?
Paul: Four.
Santa: You’re a big boy, what’s your name?
Paul: Paul.
Santa: And what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Paul, don’t tell him what you want. He’s a liar.
Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me. How can you live with yourself?
Santa: Just cool it, zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
Santa: Look, I’m not kidding here.
Buddy: You’re a fake.
Santa: I’m a fake? How would you like to be dead?
Paul: Fake?
Santa: Ho ho, he’s kidding.
Buddy: [Sniffs] You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.
Kim (Tranquil Dreams)
Jackie
FB/BS (Flashback/Backslide)
i’m gonna get one of these on my own, one of these days 🙂
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I know you’ll get one! You can do it! 😀
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