Jupiter Ascending Review

Review #101

Jupiter Ascending movie posterSynopsis
Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is a maid who hates where she is in life. Her life changes when she gets attacked by aliens and is rescued by Caine Wise (Channing Tatum), and she learns that she is the reincarnation of the leader of the House of Abrasax and rightfully owns Earth. But the three Abrasax children, Balem (Eddie Redmayne), Kalique (Tuppence Middleton), and Titus (Douglas Booth) are reluctant to give up their rule.

When I first saw the trailer for Jupiter Ascending, I was excited. For two reasons: The Wachowskis. I haven’t seen Cloud Atlas but everything else they have been involved in I have greatly enjoyed (yes, even Speed Racer). After it got pushed back from August of 2014 to this February, I was a little bummed but understanding since it looked very special effects heavy. So I was excited when it was finally here. I wanted to really like this movie when I left the theater, I really did. Unfortunately, I simply liked it.

First things first, it’s understandable why Jupiter Ascending was delayed six months just by looking at it. A good portion of this film is composed of CGI. I think it looks pretty good. If there is one thing the Wachowskis are good at is understanding how to make their movies aesthetically pleasing. Everything from the environments to character design clearly had a lot of time put into it. It’s hard to pick out something in particular that stands out but I would have to say when there were zoomed out shots of anything, I was amazed.

Along with the CGI, I am glad to see many of the actors playing alien creatures wore makeup. There is something comforting about seeing special effects that aren’t computer-generated. It seems nowadays most films opt to use CGI to create anything non-human, so it appears the art of makeup is slowly going away. Many of the aliens had cool designs that would have looked corny otherwise.

There were a few laughs to be had throughout the film. One of the highlights was seeing that even in an advanced civilization, they still had to deal with bureaucracy and long lines like the DMV. Although it may be saying something if that was the highlight of the humor. I’m not sure if I didn’t find any of the jokes funny or I just didn’t notice them.

Clocking in at around two hours, Jupiter Ascending tries to get through a lot, so it moves pretty quickly. This both helps and hurts it. As I said, there is much it tries to do and it manages to do all of it. However, the story suffers because of it. For instance, one of the characters tries to build Jupiter’s trust only to betray it. Had the movie gave more time with Jupiter and this specific character, the betrayal could have been much more shocking. Instead, there was no build up, no reason for me to care this character was making an effort to deceive Jupiter. Also, many of the scene transitions were jarring because scenes were cut short abruptly to keep trudging along to the next scene.

Another casualty of the quick pace was the love story. First off, I think it was unnecessary in the first place. But second, if a movie contains a love story, it should have time to bloom and build the relationship between the two characters. It comes up maybe three times throughout the film and the first time it seemed, at least to me, to just show up without any kind of build up. With as much as the film was trying to accomplish, there wasn’t room for another subplot. It could have been removed and nothing would have changed.

Jupiter Ascending is one of those rare films that tries to be unique and do its own thing in a world filled sequels and reboots. Unfortunately, it tried to do too much and trips over itself. I enjoyed it but still found myself leaving the theater with a twinge of disappointment.



Cast & Crew
Andy Wachowski – Director / Writer
Lana Wachowski – Director / Writer
Michael Giachino – Composer

Mila Kunis – Jupiter Jones
Channing Tatum – Caine Wise
Sean Bean – Stinger Apini
Eddie Redmayne – Balem Abrasax
Tuppence Middleton – Kalique Abrasax
Douglas Booth – Titus Abrasax
Niiki Amuka-Bird – Diomika Tsing
Christina Cole – Gemma Chatterjee
Nicholas A. Newman – Nesh
Roman Tikaram – Phylo Percadium
Ariyon Bakare – Greegon
Maria Doyle Kennedy – Aleksa
Frog Stone – Aunt Nino

11 thoughts on “Jupiter Ascending Review

    • I feel like this would definitely be cool in 3D (I saw it in boring old 2D). If you want to see an visually gorgeous film on the big screen, I would say watch it in the theater. Otherwise, this could just be matinee in a few weeks or even a rental. Nothing to run home about.

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  1. Awesome review! I really enjoyed this movie for the visuals and the main characters. The story tries to be a unique concept but I just couldn’t help them trying to force a love story in there when it didn’t really need all that emphasis. Still, it was really fun entertainment and fun enough that I could overlook some of the flaws, so thats what counts 🙂


    • Thanks, Kim! You seem to be stronger than most for ignoring its glaring flaws. I’m in the same boat where I had fun with it so I could disregard some of the faults. I just wish the Wachowskis hadn’t tried to force so many story elements into this film and focused on a few. They’ve shown they can tell a great story, they just weren’t able to do it as successfully here.

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    • I forgot about Cloud Atlas. I remember wanting to see it when it was in theaters but never got the chance, then I guess never thought about it again. I will definitely try to watch it sometime. Thanks for the recommendation!


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