Answer to MWL 6/21/17: Judy Witwicky (Julie White) – Transformers
Sam: Look, you can’t just bounce into my room like that. You gotta knock. You gotta communicate. I’m a teenager.
Ron. We knocked for five minutes.
Judy: We knocked!
Sam: You didn’t knock, you were screaming at me, OK? This is repression what you’re doing here. Y-You’re ruining my youth, OK?
Judy: Oh, for Pete sakes. You are so defensive. Were you… masturbating?
Sam: Was I mastur — No, mom!
Ron: Zip it, OK?
Sam: No, I don’t masturbate.
Ron: It’s not something for you to bring up. It’s a father-son thing.
Sam: Father-son thing.
Judy: I mean, you don’t have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. You can call it “Sam’s happy time” …
Sam: “Happy time?”
Judy: or “My special alone time…”
Judy: “… with myself.”
Ron: Judy, stop.
Judy: I’m sorry, it’s just been a weird night. I’ve had a little bit to drink.
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