Answer to MWL 9/20/17: John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) – Wedding Crashers
Jeremy: Okay, what’s our backstory?
John: We’re brothers from New Hampshire, we’re venture capitalists.
Jeremy: I’m sick of that! Let’s be from Vermont and let’s have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
John: Wait, that’s stupid. We don’t know anything about maple syrup.
Jeremy: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I like to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
John: It’s the first quarter of the big game and you want to toss up a Hail Mary! I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona, but it’s not Halloween! Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look, we been to a million weddings. And guess what? We’ve rocked ’em all!