Answer to MWL 3/14/18: Chuck (Paul Rudd) – Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter: How long have you lived out here?
Chuck: Man, I don’t know. I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here.
Peter: Wow, that is so cool.
Chuck: Yeah. No, like my cell phone has a clock on it, so I don’t really need it.
Peter: Right, so it’s basically the same thing. How old are you?
Chuck: I don’t really believe in age or numbers, you know, I don’t… I mean, if you had to put a number on it, I guess I’d be 44. Fuck!
Peter: Thanks for taking me out here. This is the first time I’ve felt good in three weeks or so.
Chuck: You need to get back on that board is what you need to do.
Chuck: Hey, here’s the deal. When life gives you lemons, just say “fuck the lemons” and bail.
Peter: Yeah. No. You said it, totally.
Chuck: You just gotta pull yourself up by your wetsuit, get back on that board… Hey, look man, if you’re attacked by a shark, are you gonna give up surfing?
Peter: Probably, yeah.
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