Answer to MWL 2/22/17: Cher (Alicia Silverstone) – Clueless
Ms. Stoeger: Alright, Cher. Earth to Cher! Come in, Cher!
Cher: Oh. Ms. Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum. [Students cheer]
Ms. Stoeger: Well you certainly exercise your mouth, Cher. Now hit the ball.
Cher: [Tennis ball flies by Cher’s face] Ms. Stoeger! That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Ms. Stoeger: Thanks for the legal advise. Dionne, you’re up.
Dionne: Oh, no. Ms. Stoeger, I have a note from my tennis instructor and he would prefer it if I didn’t expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings.
Ms. Stoeger: Fine. Amber.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well there goes your social life.
Thanks for everyone’s submissions and 500 points to the following people for answering correctly:
Kim (Tranquil Dreams)